Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Dr. visit

So, I recently had the regular dr. visit from hell! So, May is dr. visit month. Jaynee and my birthday is this month and why wait all the way until July to take Lana. So, I am getting ready to pay my co-pay and Lana announces to everyone in the waiting room that Jaynee peed! Yikes! Jaynee at this point has been in panties for about a month. What am I doing without a change of clothes? It turns out it wasn't just pee, lucky me! (I know it rhymes) And then Lana with another announcement lets the lobby know "mom, I have to poop!" Lana and Jaynee's bowels must be on the same schedule. So, the nurse gets me a diaper with Elmo and trains on it that Jaynee doesn't want to wear. I convince Jaynee to wear it. During all that Lana is harassing me that she is finished and come wipe my butt already! So, now I have my white trash baby with just a diaper, t-shirt. We finally see the Dr. and he checks for monkeys in our ears. No monkeys, but Lana has bead in her ear. Good thing I took her in May vs. July. I have no clue how long that thing has been in there?! He try's to get it out and can't, so now we have to go see a specialist. Thankfully Jaynee doesn't need shots but Lana does. Talk about DRAMA! I am trying to convince her that she needs to hold still because it will hurt less. What does mom know? I had to pin her between my legs and hold her down and oh the tears. Two shots so of course two nurses. Then fast forward a week later and Lana has her ear specialist appointment. The dr. took one look in her ear and said she is going to need to be sedated and that he would schedule her at the hospital on his surgery day. So, now we get to go back to the hospital tommorrow. Thanks goodness we go to see the dr. only once a year for our check ups!!!!!!

2 comments:

Kristi said...

Yay for an update! But good gracious, that's a rough day. Max is past due for a dr. visit, hopefully ours goes better than yours!

Dem, Mem and Them said...

Oh man, all I have to say:)